100% soy mason jar candle, funny adult humor, made in Lebanon, MO, USA!
Bring some personality (and a lot of laughs) to your home with our Adult Humor Collection. These aren’t your average candles—they are bold, blunt, and designed for you with a wicked sense of humor. Perfect for birthdays, divorces, or just venting about a "work-from-home" day.
• Divorce and Looking For The D
• Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle
• Sorry For Having Great Tits & An Awesome Personality
• Smells Like You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper
• I Would Shank A Hoe For You
• Hookers & Cocaine: Smells Like Good Times & Bad Decisions
• I Hope This Candle Smells Better Than The Crap This Job Puts You Through
• Look At You Getting A Promotion & Shit
• I Hate Everyone But Us
• Smells Like You’re Old As Hell #happybirthday
• Congrats On Your Divorce: We Hated Him
• Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers (Scent: Cops On Speed Dial)
Each candle is hand-poured in a randomly selected best-selling scent from the following list.
• Apples & Bourbon: Strong apple with a touch of sweet maple.
• Black Raspberry Vanilla: A sweet favorite berry blend.
• Butt Naked: A powerful summer blend of melons and strawberries.
• Fresh Cut Roses: A true, classic floral bouquet.
• Fresh Linen: A powder and musk blend similar to fabric softener
